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It’s almost like all the modern problems in society are manufactured, hmm…

There is a botom, right?

Done and done. Meet you soon kin internet stranger.

What do i need to live in this world? How many mushrooms must I take?

I thought it was a joke. I read the article, this fucker is giving a pool service company the job. This is genius or sheer ludicrosity. I made that word up.

I left reedit when they made the god emporer trump subreddit, so 10 years? Wtf humanity, he isn’t your friend…

The madman dines on ashes

And you wonder why people think you are uptight? /s

Thanks, I’m sure some razor applies here. /s

I was taught the French language by a person born and raised in France. Every English speaker comments on my impeccable French accent. Every person from the nation looks at me with disgust when I try to reproduce their tongue.

Off a cliff, or to shreds you say?

Don’t try the square one, whatever you do.

This is genuinely the most hilarious thing. Inventor stumps self. LOL

Your car warranty has expired, would you like to renew?

This is what is known as ‘tact’.

Wag the dog.

Now look here, I watched the movie, “The Imitation Game”, that was BASED on a true story and feel I know more than you! /s

BTW, get into your cupboard, Von Schmallhausen. Please laugh.

Edit:autocorrect, always ducking autocorrect

The only reason they uncovered what the Nazis were doing is because every missive ended with “heil hitler”. The codes were unbreakable for the most part.

Have you ever been to Southern California? Imagine Bakersfield as a country.

Happy Easter!