El Barto

I’m not lightening the mood; I’m just stating a fact. Some cells billions of years ago started producing this very highly toxic, very highly poisonous gas that killed 99% of everything that was living back then on Earth. That gas spread everywhere. It was horrible. Death everywhere. Did the world end? Nope. New life adapted and thrived. The gas was oxygen.

Now it seems like it will be CO2. Produced by carbon-based organisms, like those oxygen-producing assholes of a distant past. And I, just like the universe, say, “eh… it happens.”

But more to the point - naaaaah, the world will be fine. Humans ain’t going nowhere. We’re what, 8 billion already? That’s 8 million of millions of people. Some of us will just move underground, or to the poles. But chances are, we’ll fix this issue before it becomes a human extinction event.

Of human-habitable world, you mean.

Imagine if the dinosaurs had newspapers back then: “THE WORLD IS ENDING!!” And mammals be like “lol”

The downvoters don’t realize that science is all about finding out about stuff. The whys, the hows… you know, what “woke” people do.

No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?

Did you… read the article?

Lol, that was funny! I know I’m being pedantic. I usually make those observations just to scratch an itch. The itch was a bit stronger than usual with this one because it’s a journalistic video. That’s all.

The video has a typo. It uses “it’s” instead of “its”.

I see an identical menu minus the undo. Fail. Oh well.

Well fuck me! Mine doesn’t have that. Do you have a Pixel?

Let’s see if that’s true.

Nope. Couldn’t find it.

Not saying you’re lying, but it’s not available on my version of gboard.

Why didn’t the pilots stop the engine when they saw him?

If you own an electric fan, then you know that “turning it off” doesn’t mean that its blades are going to stop immediately.

Now, imagine an airplane engine that is capable of moving a “bus full of people.”

Yes, I know engines aren’t electric fans, but you now have an idea that “just turn it off” wasn’t going to cut it.

Still, the odds of happening to ,you are very slim.

But I’m curious. Why would you crack open a window while crossing?

Ok. Care to elaborate, please?

Why would you be a big loser to work in Congress?

Noice!

Spain.

Did you order it on Amazon?

I mean… it’s not like the app stores are any better.

Let me guess. You still bought the iPhone, right?

Let’s make an extension for that!