80% chance this person is Canadian

Trains.

“It’s just a prank bro”, she yelled while rapidly and aggressively spraying the TikToker in the eyes.

With how widespread the economic woes are, I have to believe it’s climate change.

Well, I’m just glad we don’t have to worry about rising levels of both in our environment.

It’s more to do with the aging population.

banana wine would be weird

I used to be in barista, one of my friends used to come in and ask me for a latte with a triple banana shot in it.

So, I know at least one person who would be in the market for it.

That sounds an awful lot like the blaming the user. Maybe it really is the slackware of coffee.

you and me both

Ooh I have I was mostly just having fun

Im gonna start my own Google maps with Blackjack and Hookers.

Yup, it’s the election where hate won.

The world is fucked. A climate change denier was elected to one of the most influential countries and we’re already past mitigating some of the worst effects. There is no coming back.

How’s that not advocating violence going?

I’m a reasonably fit dude in his 30s and I sit down to pee because I’m lazy.

Also I got a shower bench because those fuckers are comphy.

Ooh yeah? Well what the HELL is that supposed to mean?

/s

I don’t know the white point on some of the LED headlights is extremely taxing to look at at night.

Can we address headlights that are brighter than the sun now?

One time I asked for my landlord’s permission to repaint in a color I liked, and while prepping the surfaces, I discovered that there was a baseball sized hole which they had just put painters tape and a layer of paint over.

If you absolutely must use Windows 10 or 11, I heavily recommend you use the IoT variant with all this ripped out.