I haven’t any right to criticise books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can’t conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read ‘Pride and Prejudice’ I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
- Mark Twain








Why is Immigration and Customs investigating voter fraud?
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oh, thats right. They are just the brownshirts. I at least can look forward to the infighting for power between the polyp and whiskeydick.