At home? Sure. On my company-owned, locked down, and corporate IT monitored work laptop? Not an option.

What’s the problem? I loved her in Escape from L.A.

So the receipts for basically everything I’ve bought for the past year or so? Got it.

Hang on just a minute… [email protected] is extolling the virtues of capitalism! Surely, education and scientific research have nothing to do with significantly improving the average human lifespan over the past 100 years or so!

…until one of the warring countries runs out of robots anyway. That’s when the real fun starts!

And the stores lowered their prices, right?