See, that’s the addiction talking. Seek help.

Is this the hyperloop that was promised?

It is not recommended using bird calls as it disturbs them: https://www.audubon.org/magazine/why-photographers-should-reconsider-using-playback-field

If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

Where are dressing gowns and satin nightshirts? Are you telling me plebs sleep in underwear?

Are those business socks?

“Why do we live in an underground bunker - 21st history channel”

I would right out melt getting out of the plane.

Only the strongest wills club.

Tempus fugit.

Then you better go catch it!

Most successful projects I’ve seen are: I needed/wanted X, so I made X and now I’m sharing it with you so you can use it and maybe help me out.

gnu-bazinga

So does linkedin, haven’t tried indeed or at least I didn’t have to try it yet thankfully.

Oh, this is just an effort of cementing further the Oligarchy, nothing else.

I made a crude diagram, but probably you can try easier options before doing any of these things:

• Soil cover is only useful (beyond aesthetics) if you’re experiencing issues with the top soil or if it is drying too quickly due to direct sun exposition. (I don’t think this is related).
• Soil aeration can help you soil become healthier with good bacteria, but if your soil mix is good enough it shouldn’t matter (and Pothos are not that picky IMO).
• Volcanic rocks are layered enough that if you over-water, let’s say an inch, the plant soil won’t become soaked. It also has the bonus of having some emergency water for plants in some cases. The main con is that it reduces soil for your plants. Allegedly, it provides minerals for plants, but IMO that’s wishful thinking.
• Drainage is a good learning method, as if the tray has water (again IMO), it means we’re over-watering.

Maybe someone can correct any of these points and I can improve my caring.

My checklist for pothos tends to be:

• Direct sunlight would burn leaves.
• Roots rotting due to over-watering (if you raise the internal pot that has the draining holes, does it leak water? if you stick a chopstick in it before watering, is it wet?)
• Lacks proper drainage. (I tend to add an inch of volcanic porous stones at the bottom of most pots allowing them to keep some spare water but not soaking their root soil; adding a draining method at the end).
• Under-watering can also have a similar effect (is the top soil very dry almost dusty?)

Unlikely cases are improper soil or over fertilized or under fertilized soil (Pothos tend to express it differently in my experience but your mileage might vary). Additional unlikely cases are temperature and overgrown its pot (based on your feedback to Zweibel, I understand that’s not the case).

Watering is tricky because if I see the plant reacting negatively to a different problem, I tend to over-water it and now the plant has two problems, which I tend to keep over-watering it hoping that will solve it all. Run the checklist and also try switching its place.

AFAIK limescale shouldn’t affect most plants, but some are sensible (not your pothos).

Are you a Dragon Ball character?

Monty Python moment.