Colon Cancer runs in my family. I also have digestive illnesses that predispose me to colon cancer. So every 5 years since age 20.

Jokes on you, I’m 40 and I’ve had 5 of them already.

I’ll do it. I’m a straight white married man. Business owner with a finance background. I’m also very left wing. I’m the perfect Manchurian candidate.

Tomorrow 26.
The next day 27.
And so on

I make pretty good beer and pretty shit furniture.

Alcohol