They ran out of unsuspecting VCs and need time to find fresh ones, the Money Furnace demands more sacrifices!

Well, a proper hand grenade goes in well too. But no pin, that may be painful.

Nice. Also, very appropriate username :)

the og goatse

de wat
de fucking WAT TARIFFS???

Let me out! LET ME OUTTTTTTT!!!

Are you fucking CRAZY. What the fuck on Earth were the “surrounding circumstances”?

A few thousand kilograms of very manly steel that needs to be driven at very manly speeds of course. /s

You say this, but your username is beautifully aligned with the subject at hand.

This is no way to talk about Popeye’s girlfriend!

Please don’t insult cunts!

They will have a baby in 9 months?

Was he on board? No? Oh.

Nah, we’ll move to subsidising it, actually we’re already there. Marvel at the size of them: https://www.imf.org/en/topics/climate-change/energy-subsidies

Seems fair? Gotta pay for those Peace Prizes somehow!

Yeah. Were you hoping for a noose?

I have coworkers doing this, “we need to innovate” eh?

I’d argue “not just children”, if you’ve ever encountered Facebook Boomers or Truth Social zombies you know what I mean.

I don’t know, I can’t tell anymore. I work at Clanker Town, I am knee deep in the braindead, inundated with “ohhh claude code awwww yissss”. Actually, I feel often like I’m nearing the end of a Last Nan Standing type of game and all the rest of humanity has turned into cyber zombies.

So yeah, I might miss this kind of sarcasm. Sorry.

You’re attributing too much independent though, rationality, intelligence and forward thinking to people that have outsourced their brains to a chatbot - and a meagre one at that. Maybe oooohhh MYTHOS aaaAahhh is recursive self improving???

Too bad the old Torvalds has gone, replaced by this mild-mannered gentleman. The idiot submitters could really do with a bit of stern telling-to.

Maybe it was even a 25 pin delta serial? or an external scsi port? Sounds damn peculiar indeed.