I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did

The poor Onion can only tell actual news stories now

Who still has any trust in us outside of other fascists and autocrats?

I’m just sitting here watching the end of the world

Yeah it’s just full on dystopia

No shit

We all know the worst thing to hear when your underage is mild swears!

Verbal abuse though? That’s fine!

/s obviously

I don’t live in a blue state sadly, I can’t trust myself with a weapon because I know what would happen if I had one. So for me, I have to consider leaving everything behind just to be safe

Sadly we have to watch this dumpster fire go on while either planning to pick up the pieces once it’s over or you make a run for the border in hopes of saving yourself

I haven’t seen a future for this country for a while now

Yeah what new lore dropped?

At least Nero still did the whole bread and circuses act and was mostly liked by the public.

He’s much more of a later Roman emperor who stopped giving a shit about the bread and circuses idea.

Stop with the dumb questions already. The answer is any social media platform with inherent interests in selling user data or selling ads are willing to trade anything for more money now. If democratic processes get in the way then so be it to these wastes of oxygen. Now let’s start asking some meaningful questions please.

Me too little buddy, me too