If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

These comments are hilarious. All y’all arguing about third parties being spoilers. I can’t believe anyone bothers to vote. If we could change anything by voting they wouldn’t let us do it.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I’m surprised they haven’t used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.