These corpos have PhDs in creative accounting. A billion dollar revenue at the box office would still count as a loss on the ledger so as to fuck over everyone naive enough to opt to get paid out from “net profit”

Salute to our streaming bros for being human shields for us.

Imagine the gravitational field ripples we’re just able to detect are actually from extra dimensional cosmic dogs schlopping gravity

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Somewhere in the world, somebody can look at this and truthfully say “she’s my type.”