I see a lot of people wearing helmets on bikes or ebikes. Not sure i have ever seen someone with a helmet on a scooter.

Let’s throw some garbage around for some morons to go: oooooh

Actually shocked it’s not monster truck or wrestling

You mean the amount of libs that get successfully owned. 😎

I know people who eat at McDonald’s like 5 or more times a week.

I once read an article about a football club who wanted to make pasta in their colours as merchandise. They weren’t allowed to, because one of the colours were blue and through some regulations, blue is not a “natural” colour that can be achieved with beets for red or spinach for green for example. I thought: oh interesting. And just a bit later i saw that cursed sonic curry that they sell in the us.

They are rolling coal in the wasteland while civilised people live in the clouds, jetsons style

You can’t even make fun of this shit anymore. Imagine a movie in 2016 where the president of the us is an obese idiot who sells beas from the oval office. Americans would be like: c’mon, what the fuck? We’re not that stupid.

And how shitty american cars are?

You don’t have to engage with the fandom while watching a thing

But we’re not starting tomorrow. It’s not that we’re clueless, we know what to do and why, but we don’t.

Just shoot it in the face

*government handouts

Don’t worry, the gun nuts will stand up against the totalitarian regime.

Yeah but in a country dumb enough to elect Donald Trump twice? And before that Joe Biden? Obama? Bush? TWICE. BOTH BUSHES. Maybe a bit harsh to throw Obama in there, because the other options were bleak too.

Or roblox money. They seem to be doing fine

You can also buy really good machines that last forever, you just have to pay a lot more. To me it seems the guy complaining just buys the cheapest washing machine build and delivered by slave workes from Amazon

Food for humans? That’s crazy, where does the animal suffering comes into play?

They are surpressed culturally they are not too stupid to build things.

Also a work of fiction