I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

Trump and musk are locked in a voracious 69. Each trying to be the first to orgasm as to satisfy an ego certain it is dominate over the other.

It’s simple. Kamala said it’s ok to be gay.

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

He can’t take it on the chin.

It needs a back flow valve so the sewage doesn’t come back up.

The Robinson camp had checked out mid October. At the state fair, the third week in November, there was no one at his booth. I had seen only one sticker on one car the entire year.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

What? And lose the only source of income they can get? That boat, RV, and truck payment ain’t gonna pay itself.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

Voting records don’t show whom you voted for. They do show party affiliation, which they can infer from.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you’re trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you’re black.

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

But but but FEMA!

It’s a solution looking for a problem it causes.