Yeah! Let me do that! Don’t go to my job so I can riot - someone else takes it so they can eat and pay their bills while I scream into the void in public. Lose my job immediately. Lose my house, my car, my health insurance. Can’t eat. Nowhere to sleep or wash myself or my clothes if I still have any, no other jobs to be had for months and months, maybe ever. No energy to even riot anymore. Damn, sucks that I’m too fat and lazy to get the ball rolling on this impeccable plan!!
Damn, Brazil is taking kill shots. First Oliver Tree now this massive fuck up.
There’s a photo of what it does. Absolutely nothing good, ruins the car and takes you to jail 😂
I miss that feeling of going to school on Monday and hearing all the shit that went down on the weekend that I wasn’t there for. I lived far from town with no phone 90% of the time (dad worked nights so it had to be off the hook a lot) so I was always last to know anything. It was freeing. I didn’t care that I had to wait to talk to my friends in person about everything.
All you have to do is play the song and I’ll be begging to die 😂😂
My dad is 60 now and always said he’d leave some money for my siblings and I. Luckily he also simultaneously raised us to not rely on other people and to plan your life as best you can. He developed dementia and needs to be under 24/7 care. It costs $8,000 a month. At this rate he’ll more than likely have enough to cover his care costs until he passes and I’m thankful as fuck everyday he has that money. I don’t give a fuck if I see one cent just as long as he has enough for himself. I’ve never let myself think it was ever going to be mine.
Shit I wish mine was just music these days. Now it’s me seeing whatever upsetting shit I heard in random conversations like “ cat in a blender “ or the visual of Charlie Kirk getting slimed that I naively watched.
In a tan suit eating irregular mustard … the world would explode
The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.
Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.
I saw this from my front porch yesterday. Nothing like it. Godspeed.
Creep - Radiohead
The first time I had these was probably 1998 while I was at my obese cousins house for a sleep over and that’s all the food they allowed me to have because it was so gross that they didn’t even wanna eat it. Then I fell asleep on the floor and they left me there all night. Very weird memory tied directly to this horrible flavor 😂😭
I was in Publix the other day when this really eccentric wizard looking lady approached me and had a story about how she needed a few bucks. She said she had music for sale that she made herself. I said well how do I purchase it? She reached into her bag and said “ I’ve got cds “ I gave her a few bucks and was on my way feeling good. Got into my fucking car and realized oh shit I’m not a teenager anymore in my old car with a cd player like I thought I was for a solid 10 minutes after buying the damn thing. Got home and had to dig out a cd player for my laptop. Music was weird as fuck which I enjoyed. She bought a jug of cough syrup with the money lmfao
The dog that played specks girlfriend in Pee Wees big adventure is also the same dog that played precious in silence of the lambs.
I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just … evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.
Please just fucking die already you old hateful evil turtle