Aye, me too. I can no longer work but I also don’t get benefits because according to the rules I can actually work. I have post exertional malaise, chronic fatigue and chronic brain fog. I’m an editor and proofreader.

I have SwiftKey. Autocorrect is switched off, but it still auto, ahem, “corrects”. Because apparently when you type “have” you must have meant “haven’t”.

Does anyone know a keyboard that doesn’t do dumb shit like that?

V is irrelevant. A determines how much actual power something gets.

Why not heat it on the stove in a small pan?

Mine makes funny noises too, but since it has a marker for one cup, the noises obviously don’t matter.

Yes. Pay a translator.

You missed the physical keyboard. I’d sell my left kidney for a physical keyboard. I’ve just had to correct three words in the previous sentence because my keyboard “corrected” them even though autocorrect is switched off.

What a “use case” when it’s at home?

Anyhoo, touch screen keyboards suck.

How come literally everyone misses the part where they’re getting rid of renewable energy and completely obliterating nature and the climate? It’s not just going to be millions of Americans. It’s going to be million and millions everywhere.

This should have been legislated against years ago.

Says the guy who thinks Mengele had a point.

Bring back vivisection! (you volunteering?)

You don’t seem to know what ethical means.

An overall either covers all your clothes (it has sleeves) or it has a bib. The pants don’t just go up.

You get shot. See also: several journalists.

Naw, we don’t do sea lioning around here.

Most “illegals” aren’t illegal.

Seagulls aren’t a thing. Just gulls.

Harris tweed. Not cheap, but you don’t have to be crazy wealthy.

In Germany: if you’re an estate agent you’d call it an Eigentumswohnung but most people aren’t show offs so they just call it a Wohnung.

Also: Americans call a terraced house a condo too.