“Superheroes aren’t real” 🤡

Basically NEVER

They’re a hazard and should be only worn — in their safety form — by asian workers in heavy industry.

Wear sandals. Crocs are made out of crushed dreams and lullabies.

Those are solid ironic examples. It’s normal, sadly, yeah. Like wearing non-zero drop, narrow toebox shoes, especially high heels. Or polyester. Or branded clothing. Or flipflops. Normal but dismal.

Imagine wearing a suit and a tie unironically

Like… normal

Thought for a sec it was a manipulated image

INITIATE TANGENTIALLY UNPREDICTABLE ACTIONS

Nice try, Liza. Fuck your car in particular

“Pws comswume 🥺”

🥹

Fuck cars

Wake up babe, new sicc copypasta just dropped 🥵

U basedmaxxing and fibermogging no cap

NCC recommends installing devil’s horns as a handlebar and bitumen is demons’ cum. There’s no way around this, infinitesunrise, you maker of arguments™. I’m sorry.

I sure do but my loathing of asphalt is as sovereign and self-sustainable 👉👈

Fuck. Cars.

Including electric ones.

Including asphalt.

Well parks are just parking lots for people soooo

Shaving ain’t it, dawg

Look at that car shit, OMG. Fuck you, car. Fuck cars so much.