You wanna know how they came up with the name of the country Canada?

They decided to choose 3 letters at random, so they reached into a Scrabble bag.

They pulled out the first letter… “C, eh?”

They pulled out the second letter… “N, eh?”

They pulled out the third letter… “D, eh?”

Don’t forget to have your salad tossed!

Her existence in the classroom promotes it as a viable career.

Her need for a second source of income suggests teaching is not a viable career.

If you really don’t want teachers doing sex work on the side, you could just pay them enough to not need a second job in the first place.

Are you suggesting the police take action against every drunk, gun waving neo-nazi

We already allow the cops to police themselves.

That’s completely false. There are plenty of things that are not allowed to be on YouTube already, and there’s always room to discuss what additional topics should be excluded from the platform.

If you’re not using UBlock Origin and a PiHole on your brain yet this your own fault.

DNA saw RNA sulking around one day.

“Still single?” Asked DNA.

“Always,” said RNA

Australian users of Bluesky and Mastodon

Now that’s what I like to see!

Drunk drivers: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

Switch? I never left! 🗿🗿🗿

Was Tarzan a virgin when he met Jane? Or was he getting freaky with the troop?

“I hate cancel culture!” said the conservative as they poured their bud light down the drain and cancelled their Disney+ subscription

First of all, super annoying that the graph at the beginning of the article has no axes and zero information.

Second of all, even if you scroll halfway down the article to the real graph, they still don’t bother labeling the x axis which shows a nebulous figure of 0-100. I’m other words the graph itself is still worthless.

We are unfortunately in one of those moments in history where far right authoritarianism is troublingly in vogue.

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Honestly the context makes it even worse. It’s not like he was voicing an abhorrent opinion that he just assumed would remain private. He said this while accosting an innocent food cart vendor with Islamaphobic comments and threats.

Firefox release notes: we improved the privacy of our browser

Chrome release notes: fuck you and fuck your fucking adblock

Tree style tabs on it’s own just sounds like it would be enabling my tab-hoarding tendencies. But bookmarking entire trees of tabs is too good to pass up.

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I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.