Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it’s state money?

I’m sad to comprehend that you are saying they are a lost cause and not that they had disappeared.

100 million years! Can it run without funding? I’ll be surprised if it makes it through the next 4.

It must be weird being a MAGAt and checking his party affiliation to find out if he’s one of the good rapists.

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.

I flat out don’t accept the notion that some starts have no planets. As far as I am concerned, if we have 8 major plantes and on average, 40% of planets are ejected, we should assume the average number of starting planets is 11.

I like them because they’re so cheap. Plus SmartTube is the only way I can bear to watch youtubes on the TV anymore.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

No. They’re extinct.

This is an exciting discovery! 20 light years away is relatively close, but obviously still out of reach for quite a while.

Tesla and Shitter can both fail and he’ll still be fine as long as they get Starship working reliably. Kessler Syndrome is probably the only move left that he’s afraid of.

The US will honor treaties when they are politically or economically advantageous to the leadership at the time. Everything else is up for negotiation. At the end of the barrel of a gun.