
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.
So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.


Put’em in a stew?


Seems to be working.


Donald Trump, Starring Donald Trump, feat. Donald Trump, guest artist Donald Trump, also starring Donald Trump, key grip Donald Trump, makeup artist Donald Trump
It’s gonna be a veritable Trumpavaganza!
Can’t wait.


Something about this comparison stinks. I don’t know what it is, but it’s statistics with an agenda. Something is implied and I don’t like it.


…for now…


Hungary = Mongol horde

Why? What happens?

Counter question.

Yoink!

Huh!

They’re freebeaking it.
Hooookay bedtime.


“Sure! You’re Jim Pingston, delivery truck driver from Tahoma! What’s up man!”
…but no I haven’t. Except when I talk to my boss sometimes he has to remind me.
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They’d do wonders for the ecology!


When you step in shit, don’t start stomping.


I always really wanted to release a bunch of Komodo dragons in there, I think they’d thrive. They’d cull the population of… Many animals! Including Floridians. I think that’d be good for us, as humans I mean. Keeps us on our toes. I think we could have a very healthy Komodo dragon population in the Florida swamps before 2050. I bet they adapt super well. They have to! They always do. Good thing, not growing too complacent in ones superpredatorialism. Let’s put the beef where our mouths are, let the dragons prey on the slower ones, cull human population quite organically. It’s really not that far off from what we used to do like 20KYA or so. Back then we had snub nosed bears and let me tell you, they were no girl scout cookies either!
They have an app for that!