

Letting out the big secrets


Letting out the big secrets


Hm, sounds shilly.
I wanna have a Minority-Report-style crystal ball feeding system
They want games on vinyl, or maybe 8-tracks. Maybe metal cylinders. Jk it’s probably cartridges (hopefully).


Oh dear me good heavens however shall we diverge from the findings of a court


Ain’t no nuance for the wicked.


You already played it. Cheers.


Iono, this has “trust me bro” source energy. Vibrations are mechanical structure killers in many different contexts. I would try to find a safer alternative. Not all damage can be avoided, but reducing even light damage over time pays off.


It is weird to assume that. I can buy a dumbphone at most retailers, still. And certainly have enough options online. They specifically mentioned “buying any dumbphone out there”. Your own assumption of what you would do aside, do you think that’s what the market would offer, mainly 2000s Sony Ericssons?
This also ties in to your struggling second assumption/flex tape seal attempt. Ebay is not an obscure site.


And I happened to think they were both cool as a kid. A split window in the rear? An unnecessarily large grill like old studebakers? Why not! More hot wheels fodder. The pt cruiser interior was also very comfy.


Maybe don’t


Yeah but it’s not exactly the south African doing those things, if anything they are doing them despite him.


Thanks Obama


I believe they meant what’s the point of yet another dumbphone model, not new vs. used. But let’s say they did, it’s not like dumbphones stopped being manufactured in 2007. There’s plenty of newer used models (as recent as you want, including this year) that invalidate your weird statements.


Lots of discord nerds’ gooning fantasies.


Sorry, even lemmygoers can struggle with reading comprehension. I feel your pain, brx


There exist new dumbphones, poor reply.


Is it starting to rash?
No. Because your environment is either small or you’re just being disingenuous. MS bootlickers only look worse over time as Microsoft continues to enshittify even traditionally very stable programs.