• over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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    3 months ago

    Okay, let’s play a game. A real life game. I wasn’t about to go here, but…

    Dude is a well known pervert, that works at a local auto shop, very near a local boat shop. And dude had his dick whooped out in a public kid’s park where the boat shop tests out all their boats.

    So like everyone knows this pervert dude, even if not by name directly. Dude got his dick out moaning, and my phone is still in the car?

    I just showed him what I was carrying and said “Hey, you do you, but I’m not the one.”

    What would you have done?

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      3 months ago

      He had his dick out at a park? Or a public toilet?

      Why do you keep changing your story?

      What children were you defending? Do you have children accompanying you to public toilets?

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          3 months ago

          A public toilet with no doors. A hole in the ground?

          you wander in, see some dude with his dick out.

          again, lets loop back around.

          1. Waggle a tiny knife around
          2. Call the cops

          you took the immature path. you are being downvoted because you sound like an unhinged lunatic

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            3 months ago

            One…

            • I didn’t have my phone with me

            Two…

            • I did have my knife with me

            I really don’t care to carry on this banter with you, but when all I got is a knife, spiked watch band, and dog food bowl, against a rapist’s dick, what you think I’m gonna do?

            At least I let the dude walk away with his balls.

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        3 months ago

        Yes I already stated that I don’t care to carry on any more banter with you. But I don’t mind civilized conversation.

        No, I don’t have any children of my own, but I’ll defend every child out there as if they were mine.

        Dude shouldn’t be waving his flesh flag like that. He’s good god fucking damn he’s lucky enough to encounter me, rather than someone with a gun…