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to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

does this qualify? :)

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does this qualify? :)

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    Can you please shut the big metal fans outside off before you go to sleep? They use up too much power, and we don’t need them to run during the night, thankyou :)

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      Ackchyually the blades are made out of carbon fibers.

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        How many?

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          All three.

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            The real dad jokes are always in the comments

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            I meant how many fibers. I don’t expect you to count for all three blades. You can count one and multiply by 3

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          Three fiddy.

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