You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
The iOS notification gong.
I don’t use Apple products, but that’s one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.
The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped
I choose farts of course.
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Windows XP error “duhhn” sound.
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
Audience applause.
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
School bell from The Owl House
