There’s no way I’d waste that moment on something serious.
“Skibidi”, which would be funny because I’m not that young.
Your enemy is justified in retrospect.
You’re just jealous of by sick dabs and mewing-sculpted jawline. /s
Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!
I know what you’re thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this’ll definitely kill you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and I’m coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!
I’m your huckleberry pie.
Nothing personnel, kid.
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
“Superman”.
Something to do with precious bodily fluids
Purity of blessed fluids
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
“What time is love?”
“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”
I’ll be back
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I’m not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You’re in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?She’s not. She’s just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it’s disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she’s ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It’s hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing’s people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Fuck you Donald
Somebody set up us the bomb!
“Let’s see if this time it fails, unlike the other times”
