A germy child that sneezes on its face. Teaching is a constant state of protecting yourself from biological warfare.

An industrial wood chipper (used in saw mills). The disc is 5’ 6", holds 6 x 18" knives and can chip an 8’ x 15" diametre log in about 1 to 2 seconds.

It is deadly as they come.

Lock them in the server room for a few days, maybe hypothermia?

Lock that fucker in the burnout oven and see how long they exist at 800°F (~426°C)

I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.

• Hit them with a bowling ball.
• Beat them with a bumper stick.
• Make a Molotov cocktail.
• Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.

Probably busbar running at 6 to 10,000 amps. DC power.

Marketing strategy powerpoints

Stage engineer: Fly system.

Doldrums

You could definitely kill a villain with my laptop, if you fired it with sufficient force from a cannon.

I have several 300 gallon mixers at work, and a QA lab. If the mixer won’t do the job, I’ll just pour acids in until it is reduced to soup.

Then I’m fleeing the country because maintenance will make the eldrich horror look like the easy choice.

I could bore him to death with Teams meetings.

I commute, so train?

Yes.

Most of my tools could - just a matter of how many swings it would take. Running them over with my work truck would probably be the quickest and chainsaw the messiest.