Rules:
- The messages can go as far back as the beginning of the 7 day period (the moment you found out about your assassin is after you)
- You can only send the messages if you have cell signal (maybe don’t hide in the woods, you assassin might be there, and you don’t get a do-over 🙃)
- Your phone is immune to damage and malware (although spyware and keyloggers can still be on there, but they can’t affect the system, just on “read only” mode). Auto-updates are now disabled by default
- If assassin got your phone, they could send false messages to trick your past self. (Don’t lose your phone!)
- At the end of 7 days, the Assassin will just drop dead due to time travel limitations, time travelers cannot survive longer than 7 days in the past (yes, the assassin is a time traveler 😉)
[P.S: El Psy Congroo]
I don’t lol
I’d rather just make it easier for the assassin to get me and end the bullshit on day 1.
I don’t.
I’ll try to send text to the very beginning of the seven-day period, sending each message on two-hour intervals sent to the point in time one second after the last message.
Let’s assume that the seven-day period starts on
2025-05-12 08:00:00
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The first message will be sent two hours after the seven day period starts, and every two hours thereafter. This first message will be sent on
2025-05-12 10:00:00
and will include:- the timespace-stamp of when and where the message is sent. the time part of this would be written in way that only I can encode and decipher.
- all the rules as I understand it so far
- what I’ve done from the the start of the seven-day period.
- something only I know that will convince myself that I indeed sent the message from the future
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The messages will be sent to the time one second after the previous message was sent. Hence, continuing the example, the next message would be sent on
2025-05-12 12:00:00
to2025-05-12 08:00:02
, and so on. -
The messages will follow the same format as the first one:
- timespace-stamp (when and where I sent the message from), the time portion written in the same code as the first one.
- any updates to my knowledge of the rules
- where I’ve been and what I did since the last message
- something only I know, and will reassure myself that the message is indeed from me
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If for some reason I am unable to send any messages (for example, I have been asleep, or out of network coverage area) when I should (two hours have passed since the last message), I will send a message immediately when I’m able. This message will be sent to the time one second after the last sent message. So continuing the example, if the last message was sent on
2025-05-12 22:00:00
, to2025-05-12 08:00:07
, and I’m asleep until2025-05-13 09:00:00
, I will immediately send a message to2025-05-12 08:00:08
.
With this, assuming I survive for seven days (exactly) and stay awake the entire time, I will receive the last message before
2025-05-12 08:01:24
. The timestamps of the last message will also give me a good indication if I survived the seven days, or how long I survived. If I continue receiving messages past that, maybe my future self messed up, or there’s something more going on, or my future self just decided it’s a good idea to just continue. Nevertheless, I have advance notice of what happens to me.Of course I will try not to lose my phone. With advance notice, I will try to stay as safe as possible without deviating much from the timeline. Also, I will try to figure out what’s going on, but only up to the point that I can keep myself safe.
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I roll to seduce the assassin. If that fails, I’ll barrel roll instead
Every hour send a message back to the start of the 7 day period + 1 second for each elapsed hour “still alive at <current time>” At the first one hour mark send a message to three minutes after the start of the period. 168 hours in a week, texts with survival status will be done a bit before the three minute mark of constant messages. This message describes the situation. Now I have insight into when the assassin will get me, to an hour. Don’t change my behavior until the hour span leading up to the last still alive message, go nuts traveling randomly during that time until the number of still alive text messages changes After surviving for a week send a final message back in time to the very start “your phone is trying to kill you”
I don’t.
“I found the assassin. She’s a 5’10” blonde, 120lbs, with a pixie cut. She’s staying at the Royal Stag. You know what to do.”
I don’t know what to do.
I don’t. I’ll share this technology, preferably with trustworthy competent people. At last, I’ll probably figure out how that decision lead to my assassination.
I wouldn’t warn myself because I don’t want to get caught in a groundhog day, butter fly effect scenario.
I mean, you could just give your self a limit.
Add a “Iteration 1” to the first message, and the 2nd iteration of you should append the message with “Iteration 2” and so on…
If you still get warned of death in Iteration 500, then maybe then you can give up.
At least try to survive for a few timelines.
I would’ve created 500 alternative timelines by then, and in all of them my peers would have to live through my death. It sounds selfish to put that burden on them for the chance of creating one timeline where we maybe live happy, instead of just accepting my fate and leave only one family behind.
I might tell myself that it’s really important to live the next seven days if they were my last.
Playing with time doesnt sound wise to me.
First of all, if it’s my number sending messages back in time to myself, I could easily convince myself it’s me by sending a list of my passwords back in time.
Second, tell myself that I’m screwed no matter what because there’s no way I could defeat a professional assassin (assuming it’s professional), especially one from the future, and to probably just hang myself or some other form of suicide in order to mock the assassin by not letting them get the kill.
Turns out you were the assassin all along and sending yourself messages to prompt pre-emptive suicide was your method.
“Oh, a text from future me? Let’s see what it says…”
“FM: Ninja assassins are after you. You know what you must do.”
shuts off phone nods solemnly “Set myself on fire.”
Do I have any information at all about the assassin? Sending back the only info I know, “there is an assassin”, won’t help much, will it?
The problem is that I can’t wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It’d be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else’s death, but I can’t send a message after my own death, can I?
I see you’re going for a Steins;Gate reference but this is a significantly harder scenario.
The problem is that I can’t wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It’d be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else’s death, but I can’t send a message after my own death, can I?
Quickly program your phone to record a video and send a MMS to yourself if it detects you death.
You set up your phone at a vantage point pointed at you, and just go on live tv, make a scene, wait for the assassin to come. Then they come and kill you, and your phone captures their image, and sends it to your past self. Now you got a face to research.
What’s that? The assassin wore a mask? NOOOOO! 🙃➰️💀
But I don’t even know when and where the assassin is coming, do I?
Is this question inspired by the steins;gate anime/VN ?
“Um… 😅”
whispers into phone
“The agents of the (Lemmy) organization have found me, I must prepare to make the ultimate sacrifice. El Psy Congroo”
yeets metal upa out the window
It’s Metaru Upa lol
See PS in the post.
Send myself the history of all stock movement within the past week, make sure my past self uses it to become multimillionaire in the first day using leverage trades. An assasin could likely kill me if I’m anywhere public, so I need to get myself arrested without being seen. Fastest way I can think is that call the emergency hotline, tell them I’ve shot multiple people and come pick me up, in which will dispatch the officers immediately and I can safely stay in jail for a week throughout the confusion.