oooh, i need to check mine too! i wonder what my genealogy tree looks li- why are there so few people?
If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck.
Your family tree is a wreath
If you go back enough generations, nobody’s family tree branches.
Well, duh. After the flood, we all came from Noah’s family.
Fundamentalist? Wondering where all the women Cain and Abel married came from?
Don’t think about how ancient sources didn’t always bother listing female children! Just don’t!
Foxworthy’s exact words were, “If your family tree does not fork.”
Time travel. It’s just one small paradoxical loop. You fucked yourself into existence.
Here are your results:
1 Report: Racism, that word is a derogatory term.
rolls eyes
feeling very opressed right now /s
I got “mixed nuts”
“Ham and mayonnaise on white bread”
you’re the kind of person who’s probably said “this milk is too spicy” hahaha
As a white guy originally from Mississippi…
I lol’d.
North Carolinian here. I too lol’d.
Not the same company but I’m apparently 6% Japanese but more likely a false positive for some other genome.
As far back as I’m aware, hillbilly on both sides, Appalachian and Ozarks.
I’m a more exotic hillbilly: Appalachian and Alps
