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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Software Terminology

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Software Terminology

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml
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    Soon we will see the revelation of app driven development where the fundamental primitive type is an app.

    Thread -> app

    Class -> app

    Object -> app

    Struct -> app

    Union -> app

    String -> app

    Integer -> app

    Boolean -> app

    Don’t worry ram is cheap, right?

    • Simon 𐕣he 🪨 Johnson@lemmy.ml
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      This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack.

    • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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      At least we still got float right… right?

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        That’s three apps for each the sign, mantissa and exponent.

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    “Hey, wanna develop an app?”

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    An interesting way to misspell “subscription”

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    I mean, those words are still used by people in technical fields. It’s the laypeople who use “app” for everything, and even if “app” didn’t exist, they would still pick one generic word like “software” or “program” for everything since they don’t know the difference between any of the words on the left side.

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    What is the difference between an application and a program?

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      program tends to be the more general term while application tends to refer to a tool with a GUI

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