White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told CNN in a statement: “This alleged assessment is flat-out wrong and was classified as ‘top secret’ but was still leaked to CNN by an anonymous, low-level loser in the intelligence community. The leaking of this alleged assessment is a clear attempt to demean President Trump, and discredit the brave fighter pilots who conducted a perfectly executed mission to obliterate Iran’s nuclear program. Everyone knows what happens when you drop fourteen 30,000 pound bombs perfectly on their targets: total obliteration.”
Everything else aside. I can’t get over the fact that the White House is now communicating like a teenager getting high with his friends.
She was probably in color guard or volleyball. That would not surprise me whatsoever. I don’t hate many people. It’s legitimately difficult for me to hate someone. She’s REALLY FUCKING CLOSE.
Everything else aside. I can’t get over the fact that the White House is now communicating like a teenager getting high with his friends.
Yeah, it’s shocking that it’s real. Reads like a message from a dictatorship.
It would be shocking if we didn’t know full well that it’s a dictatorship.
I really thought you were writing a parody of what she could tell, but it’s real. This women is a disgrace.
So it’s inaccurate, but also top secret inaccurate. Why didn’t they fix the inaccuracy in the top secret report?
Gotta love me some anonymous low-level losers.
I want to be some anonymous low level loser when I grow up
Did she make an L with her hand on her forehead?
SomeBODY
It’s even worse when you see and hear them speak.
The quickened and higher-pitched “pseudo-indignant” voice and the constant “liars grin” is just the worst.
Wow, I thought you were kidding, writing some parody response… But no… No that’s exactly what she wrote…
She was probably in color guard or volleyball. That would not surprise me whatsoever. I don’t hate many people. It’s legitimately difficult for me to hate someone. She’s REALLY FUCKING CLOSE.
This is the best burn I’ve seen a while. Thanks for the lols!
Edit: According to her wiki page, she played softball. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoline_Leavitt
Angry teenager
So they spent several hundred million to conduct a training exercise in how to fail? Trump can do that by just trying to have an erection.
Hell, Jd Vance excretes failure