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willya@lemmyf.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

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Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

willya@lemmyf.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I’ll get 2% cashback.

    • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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      3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.

    • nodsocket@lemmy.world
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      I’m going to spend an extra 10,000 to make 200. Look I saved money!

  • bestusername@aussie.zone
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    “fuck it”

    • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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      This one is pretty much my go-to lol

  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works
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    It can’t be that bad if future me doesn’t come back in time to stop me

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    I can change her

    • Steeve@lemmy.ca
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      Time to toilet train that kid

  • Schlomocucumber@lemmy.world
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    That’s a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    “That’s a problem for future me” “ah she’ll be right” “fuck it what’s the worst that could happen”

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      she’ll be right… @lemmy.nz

      Checks out.

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.

        • shaun@lemmy.world
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          Esky? In NZ it’s a chilly bin.

          • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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            Car hole

        • schmidtster@lemmy.world
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          Used in Canada, not a saying from any particular dialect likely actually.

          • GroteStreet 🦘@aussie.zone
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            Commonwealth maybe?

            Edit: wiki references seem to indicate it’s predominantly ANZ

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    Leroy Jenkins

  • almost1337@lemm.ee
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    It’s a calculated risk.

    • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
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      …but boy, am I bad at math.

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        Meme reference

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    “I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

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    if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

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    It’s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t.

    By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her “Satan! Satan! Satan!”

    • baconeater@lemm.ee
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      Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know…

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    I’ll pull out.

    • willya@lemmyf.ukOP
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      How many “bad decisions”?

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        4

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    “I can just restore the backup”

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      You have backups? Novel concept.

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        We set up Windows Task Scheduler to launch a powershell script without monitoring or error handling that copies stuff to D:, attached a USB hard drive and told the secretary to swap it regularly, 6 years ago…

        so, Yes.

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          Lmao

        • r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Still better than 90% of folks.

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        Nobody has backups until they successfully restore one.

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          I love veeam surebackup, automated restore testing is great.

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      Never, ever trust the backup.

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    FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

    • aesopjah@lemm.ee
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      FUCKIN’ THING SUCKS!

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    Yolo

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