Myrna tells it how it is. I’m tired of people making her apologize for it. We all know JoAnn keeps an extra roll of the velveteen floral print in the back for her cousins.
Here’s my thing. I think most of us here in the US are still adjusting to post-pandemic America. Used to Walmart and CVS and or Walgreens stayed open 24/7. Not anymore. Used to there was this thing called “fast food”. Now they can’t hire enough people to do the “fast” part.
The other day. I went to a fast food place called cookout. They got my order wrong and I was half way home before I realized it. So, I go back and after waiting 5 minutes no one comes to see what’s up. I get someone’s attention and ask to speak to the manager.
I WAIT 35 MORE MINUTES! Before I dump all the condiments in the trash steal 2 fixtures and a booster seat, and walk out the door. Then the manager wants to come talk to me. I told him “we good homie don’t you worry about it”, as I’m loading the condiment dividers and booster seat into my car. He try’s to explain that he can’t hire enough people, and he’s working the grill. I just repeated that we straight and drove off.
I won’t cuss and yell at fast food workers, because they don’t get paid enough to deal with that. But I will steal a bunch of stuff, because my time ain’t free either.
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Every time I’m in a Joanns, the only thing I want to do is fucking leave.
Whenever I take anyone in there with me for moral support, they report that they feel the same way.
Joann’s Fabric does something to people. It’s weird.
I mean… who hasn’t had an outburst at JoAnn’s Fabrics? is the real question we should be asking, amirite, guys?
