Beyond the ice walls…
The ground underneath the ice and water. Antlantis or R’leh.
Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it’s just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up
Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it’s teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.
True, but you get the same thing with religion. And unfortunately it conditions people to be comfortable with mass surveillance
He will live on in our memories and in our hearts.
It is not where, but when. In the past.
I hear Finland has pretty good views of the Northern Lights. Or Canada, since one of his mailing addresses is there.
Ya mama’s house
My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate
Hell move back to Turkiye.
I thought Hell could be found in the other country with Turk in its name:
korvatunturi because that’s where he ACTUALLY lives
Santlantis
Hooray for Santy Claus!
There’s peace on Mars again!
NOW do you understand why trump’s trying to invade Greenland?
Jesus Christ he’s been the grinch all along!
The Grinch is green. Trump’s the Orinch.
Don’t worry, the nuclear winter will cancel it out.
They probably won’t be gone completely and it will take thousands of years, so for a while every version of Santa is good.
