Honestly poutine
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
With tater tots and not fries?
Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is my overall go-to. Quick and delicious.
Pizza that’s been liquified in an air fryer atop a bed of pretzals
Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It’s tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.
Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it’s never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.
Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don’t add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you’re seasoning.
On a t-break but this sounds amazing regardless. Saved.
I feel like you just described those Nerds gummies.
Here in Denmark we have “kammerjunker” which is basically a kind of dry sugary biscuit thing, you put on top of … Well, forget it. Point is that when it’s not in season, every Danish person has a bag of these things in the cupboard:
No, they are not meant to be eaten like this straight out of the bag. But when you’re high, straight out of the bag is heaven.
Anything and everything simply wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.
(Tbh honestly I fuck with Thai noodles)
I have a small placed by me called “Rocco’s” they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco’s
Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.
Celery and Peanut Butter!
Doritos is definitely up there
I don’t generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it’s at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.
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Can confirm. Have bought a lot of overpriced gas station food while high. But boy was it delicious at the time. 🤷🏻♂️
Tacos
Peanut butter and jam, straight out of the jars with a spoon
i don’t need weed to do that.
You don’t need weed to do anything, what’s your point? Weed is our friend, we want to do things with our friend.
If it’s fun without weed, it’s funner with.
Do you do what Calvin & Hobs do where the draw a line through the peanut butter jar and only eat from that one side, then scoop from the bottom on the other side, until the last of the jar is the perfect untouched half on top?
