Yes, and he plans to do something extra crazy in the next two weeks to (hopefully) make you talk about something else.

Incoming headline: “Donald Trump plans to blow up moon, says it ruins night sky”

“Wow, that’s crazy…” I say, having no idea what any of that means.

We have a ceiling fan, and I also used various white noise apps on my phone. I read somewhere that sound apps running on my phone all night was bad for the battery, so I bought a small, dedicated rechargeable white noise machine.

Why would Joe Biden do this?

So we need to stockpile a crap load of Slim Whitman albums.

Yep Coke Blak. I never tried it, and it came in went in my area pretty quickly.

Ralph Bakshi’s version of Mighty Mouse from the ‘80s. Was super cool and a little subversive, but a stupid controversy killed it after two seasons. He crushed up a flower and sniffed it into his nose, and someone decided MM was sniffing cocaine. CBS was chicken and pulled it.

For me refreshment is when you’re hot and thirsty and need something to quench that. Enjoyment is when I can sit around with friends at home or out somewhere and sip a drink.

For refreshment, ice cold Coke Zero.

For enjoyment, Southern Comfort and orange juice. I discovered it by accident, and I don’t know if it even has a name, but I call it Nectar of the Gods.

If the Theme from Hawaii Five O doesn’t get your heart pumping, you should call your doctor

Thank you! This is awesome, and I can’t wait for my daily dose.

I didn’t use my press last night, and was disappointed to get up this morning and find it’s over. Now what am I going to do with this random press that I now have to carry around?!?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, now let’s not go talkin’ crazy.

Phat.

That has morphed into thicc.

Don’t click this link. I’m warning you, you’ll be sorry in ways that I can’t begin to describe.

https://youtu.be/r-Cu2OjrxfY

So I’m not particularly proud of this, but the emergency broadcasting tests used to scare the bejebus out of me when I was a little kid. Like run into another room and hide scared. I don’t even really know what they were or were for, but they just seemed scary.

I keep my phone mounted on the air vent right in front of me, and I can say, “Siri, message my wife blah blah blah” she’ll read it back, and I’ll tell her to send it. It’s not 100% safe, but it’s way safer than holding the phone and typing it out. Nothing in a car is 100% safe, people take their eyes off the road to adjust the heat & a/c controls or turn the radio. My point is that text-to-speech is multitudes safer than holding the phone. And trust me, my job has me on the road all day. I pass plenty of people on the interstate with their heads down into their laps for stretches at 80 mph.

Hey hey, why is text-to-speech catching a stray?? I can speak way faster than I can type, even if I do occasionally have to fix a couple of typos. It beats the heck out of typing on the iOS keyboard. And text-to-speech while driving is way safer.