I swear I looked like a bum when I grabbed a slice of pizza with my hands because everyone was using a knife and fork, one of my worst moments
The decorative nooses the men have around their necks are not for pulling. Usually.
Play your cards right and one of them might pay you to pull on it.
You do not need to impress the clods who eat pizza with flatware. These people would eat a sandwich with flatware if someone “more important” did it.
Reminds me of some show or movie I watched when at a wine tasting, some guy started listening to the wine with his ear and everybody copied him
I think it’s just this meme you’re remembering
I swear it was a tv show. I shall investigate and get back
Act like they’re your superiors. They bleed and die just like poor people
Rich people don’t care how you eat your pizza. Stuck up people do, but you get plenty of those without money.
And I don’t care if dead rich people’s family are sad; there’s still a right way to eat a pizza and it doesn’t involve a goddamn fork.
Don’t tell me how to eat my food. Im not making demands of you.
The trick is to not care, and to confidently do it like it was the most natural thing in the world, and it clearly was.
The world of the wealthy runs on appearances. The worst thing you can do there is to be ashamed. Arguably better is to look at them with confident disdain for using a knife and fork to eat a pizza, in much the same way that they might for someone using a soup spoon for dessert.
For the pizza, it’s arguably more regional than wealth related. In a few countries, like parts of Italy and Sweden, it’s more common to eat pizza using cutlery rather than using your hands.
Whereas for other places, like other parts of Italy, it may be more common to use your hands for it instead. It very much depends on where, and the local culture more than anything else. But using your hands is as valid as using a knife and fork.
I don’t know if all do, but the few French people I had pizza with, all of them used knife and fork.
In a nice Italian restaurant in Berlin, all the people I saw used knife and fork, I did too not to fit but those pizzas had a crazy thin base and a lot of sauce and things on top, trying to pick a slice with the hand would end very badly, so maybe in other places the people would have used the hand.
Giving a fuck about how you eat pizza.
Have your gazpacho warmed.
Souper
Piping hot!
o/´/'/´/'7
Peel your calzones
When you’re sufficiently rich, you don’t even have to care about what the regular rich people think.
You can probably adopt the habit even before you manage to reach that level of wealth
Next time, laugh in their fucking face while you scarf down a whole pie. They aren’t better than you, in any way. 99.99% chance they’re just luckier (which could always change).
Knife and fork for pizza?! Did they not wash their hands or something? That sounds like something only the insane would do
I do it when possible, so I don’t get my hands dirty.
But I know I’m the werid one.
And I’m comfortable with that.You’re not alone, I don’t like getting my hands dirty
IMO, it depends on how bendy the pizza is, how big the crust (i.e. handle) is and wether it’s a sit-down restaurant or not. I’ve had some pizzas that tasted great, but would have been really messy to eat with my hands.
pizza is usually a finger food, unless it’s something like a chicago deep dish.
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What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.
Care about their opinions of your personal habits.
They look at you funny:
“Fuck off werido. This is how normal people eat pizza.”you been hanging out with Epstein’s friends?
idk
WTF?!?! Were you hanging out Mar-a-lago or something?
PEOPLE WHO EAT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AND FORK ARE ACTUAL ALIENS
did you see how trump eats a pizza, he eats crust first.
In front of rich people you shouldn’t blow your nose without a tissue and then simply throw the snot down on the ground.
