Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.
Is not juice because you don’t squeeze the coconut. Sorry, pal.
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You squeeze the lime in the coconut.
You’re such a silly woman!
…and drink it all up.
Then you call the doctor, wake him up!
And say “doctor doctor… gimme the news. I got a bad case of loving two.”
squeezing is just pressure applied not in an instant, some can squeeze a coconut until it breaks, many even use machines to squeeze them
First you break the coconut to get the water (pressing it slowly if you want, some people make a hole), next, also if you want, you can squeeze the pulp to get some oil.
since we live in a corporate world people will most likely chase profit and try to extract oil, thus finally coming to squeezing thus my point still stands
Oil is also juice now? What else do you think is juice?
I squeeze blood to different parts of my body, that must be juice too!
Dont forget about squeezing the teet to get coconut milk.