Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Sit down and wipe.
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.
…if you’re wearing underwear to catch the bit that clings to the tip, because of how liquids work.
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
Ugh, knew I should have checked this thread further before posting, it’s such an obvious pull.
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Yep. Good catch.
Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
spoiler
I’ve been having a discussion with a girl friend about this. She couldn’t believe me when I told her her I found out about the wiping the pp with toilett paper recently & that I just used to do the shake and dance how most men do. She was shook and told me it can’t be true that most men just do the shake and dance.
I know most people on lemmy are progressive, so it might be worped… but it still got me wondering, if I’ve been doing it wrong for the past +30 years or if it is the standard for other men.
I sit, squeeze and preferably wash with water afterwards. At the office I sometimes sneak into the disabled toilet because it does have a sink behind the locked door.
Toilet paper is the second option, but it leaves traces sometimes.
Wipe, because I don’t want to be staining my surroundings with urine droplets. Those that do shake, do you clean your surroundings afterwards? Didn’t think so… 🤮
If you’re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.
I personally sit down + wipe, but I’m quite prejudiced about other people with pp regarding their toilet manners (or manners in general, but that’s a bigger discussion…): I imagine the majority standing up, shaking and giving zero f*cks about in what state they leave the toilet :( but as I said, this is just my prejudice.
Nothing quite so nice as having to adopt a ridiculously wide stance as far from the urinal as logistically possible to avoid standing in someone’s carelessness.
I was sitting down and already thinking myself better than most men. End of last year I discovered wiping is a think and it blew my mind on how I never even considered it before…
(Except for those weirdly designed restrooms where the paper is place five light years away across the room) the solution to improved decency was but a few inches away 😁
So, when sitting you still have to handle and direct the jet in the opposite direction. Because unless you sit facing the wall, I find piss will surf up the bowl, ripple between the edge and the seat-ring (dirty them), and, in a good day will lend on you calf.
Just peeing makes a cloud of urine droplets. Quit being judgemental douche
Toilet paper
Thank you. Happens when most other languages I know have a double tt.
I meant that’s what I use
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
I just lick the residue off
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
Push the taint.
This is the way.
Also squeeze with the kegels while doing so and it pushes everything out. Shake a couple times for good measure.
So you tuck it back in there?
If you have enough control of the muscles, drippage is not a problem you have to worry about. I just flex a couple times to empty fully.
Yep, I’m pretty sure that’s the main point of underwear, anyway.
If I’m at home I wash it at the sink faucet before washing my hands.
But now it’s more wet and the question remains
Wet but clean, so my bath towel works. Or the small towels my girlfriend use to wash her face, whatever is closest.
Fair enough. Does your girlfriend know?
Yes, but she has lots of them. Ok, to be honest, I do this maybe half of the time, after considering if there is a chance my penis will end up in her mouth later, I want to be clean. She puts her diva cup in the sink some times and forget to rinse it, we just not easily grossed by natural body things I guess.
Same, or in fact any sufficiently private space. The wetness (from water) isn’t a problem, piss (or other bodily fluids, depending on what I was up to and with whom in the bathroom) is the problem. I have unreasonably sensitive skin and get eczemas easily, so I need to keep my basement squeeky clean.
I’ve never used more than a squeeze and a shake.
Ah a youngin. You’ll remember saying that someday when your older.
You are either horribly mistaken or terribly ancient.
You’ll see
I don’t have time to make a proper gif out of this, so here’s a timestamped video
Helicopter with hands behind head
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
Depends on the time and place. Whether standing or sitting and whether I was wiping anyway.
I walk away and let it airdry.
Egads! Put it away first, this is not an Applebee’s!
Sir this is Wendy’s.
Would you like fries with that?
