WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER?

I was a hockey player and a motocrosser. I don’t have blood running through my veins, they’re filled with superstition.

To be truly timeless you need a few things. A band who knows how to name things. Bad ass drum solos. A couple of electric guitars. An accordion. A flute. Yodeling. Mouth noises. And no lyrics to get in the way.

I give you “Hocus Pocus” by Focus.

But that song has all kinds of times in it. Even the title!

It symbolizes the crossroads of ideas.

Especially Jared Leto. MAJOR butthole.

And what is that saying about what one bad apple does to the whole bunch?

I was wondering why this guy wasn’t tagged.

That depends. Was Jonathan 21-23 and if so, is he dating an older woman?

I wonder how much of this is blowback from Hawaii kicking their asses.

Nice try, government.

You just broke the first two rules of Throne Club.

And then the fire thing.

It should be “union steward.”

Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?

It’s a similar arc because Daunt is its CEO. Saw an interview with him and he’s definitely on the tiny list of “Good CEOs.” Him and Sam Reich.

I’ve seen it twice. I bought tickets to two showings on opening day because after sixteen years of waiting there was finally going to be a new Star Wars movie. I had one for the very first showing in the morning and the other for that night. There hasn’t been a more exciting moment in a movie theater than when I saw the Lucasfilm logo and “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…” and then that blast of trumpets. And then the movie happened. After the closing credits rolled, I spent the next few hours debating on whether or not to use the second ticket. I bit the bullet and went, surrounded in the line outside by all of these hopeful, happy people. I didn’t have the heart to warn them.

This ad was on the page. I bet I know what one of the slang words is…

I’m getting hyperfixated on each one of these answers and it’s quite a shock to go to the next one. “Wait. How is a BASH script supposed to help build a garage workshop?”

That’s sad. I always try to shit with someone. Sometimes you just need to be held.