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minus-squareKamikazeRusher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 months agoYup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them. “So, when are you planning on having kids?” “I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·11 months ago“When he stops busting in my ass”
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months ago“when he stops finishing on that couch you’re sitting on”
minus-squareSend_me_nude_girls@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-211 months ago“And don’t get me started on the tea you just drank…”
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoLook, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work
minus-squareCouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-211 months agoMy mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, “I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?”
minus-squareKamikazeRusher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”
minus-squarePhlubbaDubba@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoDunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetish
minus-squareKamikazeRusher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agolol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…
minus-squarepetrescatraian@libranet.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months ago@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that “today’s kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?” or other crap like that @CouncilOfFriends
Yup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them.
“So, when are you planning on having kids?”
“I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”
“When he stops busting in my ass”
“when he stops finishing on that couch you’re sitting on”
“And don’t get me started on the tea you just drank…”
Ayo what-
Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work
My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, “I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?”
Oh hi, Mark.
“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”
Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetish
lol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…
Her condition is “stable”
@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that “today’s kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?” or other crap like that
@CouncilOfFriends