Just play Black Metal, they’re wearing corpse paint anyway
Under the first headline it shows that the sailors were using online platforms to share this tip. This reminds me of those viral messages of recharging your batteries in the microwave.
Only one explanation: The whales can access the internet
You’d think they’d just use Spotify then instead of hunting music boats
Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.
FFS.
… I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music
Cats are just a whole other being of existence. My cat fell asleep next to the wooden cabinet that I’m hammering down at full force, but got scared shitless and zooming to hide when I dropped a spoon.
Cats aren’t normal animals.
Because of, or in spite of the music?
I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.
That gen’d? Looks neat apart from text
Time to play the game: Is it AI or is it Dutch?
Oh shit it Dutch? Didn’t intend to offend, friend.
I can usually kinda tell what a Dutch text says (am norwegian), but this time it was particularly difficult
Haha I don’t think it’s actually Dutch, I meant that as a joke lol
Jeg bor også i NorgeHallais👋
It’s not dutch. Source: I’m dutch
Yeah there’s some funky hand/arm stuff too which implies generated art.
I promise you, their solution will be “murder the orcas”
…it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
Highly relevant and highly recommend: https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9
Also highly recommended “alternative” video for the same awesome song: https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew?si=bI0uTUD5tgS6rLRZ
Yea but have you considered https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
Must be playing Metalcore, I’d pummel them too
🥲
I like Metalcore, but I don’t like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
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NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK
Like arrows in the sky
I can’t believe my eyes, but it’s true
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!
I wonder if some orcas were trained to do this by some country and then released and it spread. Militaries do weird shit.
Get out of the pit if you can’t hang, boat.
Gets orcas pumped and ready to thrash
Maybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.
The point I’m trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?
Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?
Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don’t like the sailors’ taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.