Seems to me it all came from France
Says a lot about the general consensus about a country that none of your neighboring countries think you could be the source of their rise in an STD. Some countries fuck. Some don’t.
Fun fact : in Strasbourg, there’s a (very pretty) district called Petite France (“Little France”). Its name comes from a former hospital that treated syphilis at a time when Strasbourg was a part of Germany.
Respect for Croatia
It’s pretty clear the French are to blame.
It sure seems like everyone blames either the French, or someone who got it from the French…
Désolé
Uh what’s the french word for “antibiotic,” I need to tell a friend
“antibiotique”
La maladie Anglaise.
Scotland was just like “it’s everyone else’s fault.”

Fifth Spidey popping up in the middle: “Bonjour!”
Croatia in a chair in the corner.
The koala that was patient zero:

That must have been one sexy koala, though, to be fucked by all those french, spaniards, italians, germans, poles, and turks.
We don’t know what the origin of syphilis is.
Ottoman one should be “French disease” as well though. While Frenk was used as European as in general, it comes from French.
It was a helluva night.
The Italians were right to blame the French though. They brought it to Italy from the Americas during a military campaign in Naples
So we’re also right to blame the Italians, if they weren’t so sexy and promiscuous the disease would have stayed in France ! (/s)








