I watch a YouTube show called What The Fuck Is Wrong With You on a channel called Radio Dead Air. In it, the hosts read news story of really stupid things that happened that week and make fun of them. One of the ones that stand out to me is someone painted a dog purple. They also get a lot of naked rampages, chuck-e-cheese brawls, that sort of thing. I’ve often pondered how 21st century America would look to some civilization whose only source is this show