What if God was one of us

There is no rational reason socks need to match

Go to sleep

In the Twilight books, Alice uses her psychic powers to cheat the stock market

I love how that scene plays just like a drug PSA. it is pretty much the only time Tasha or Wesley speak in the entire episode and it could be isolated and played as a drug PSA. this was the last episode before Tasha dies

I have always thought it would be difficult to explain to an alien why we drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes

They might not have a concept of alcohol. They might only know safe beverages. So the idea of drinking beverages being restricted would be weird

Life outside prison in those countries is also pretty good, so people aren’t incentivized to get arrested

You sound very confused about the origins of the Bible. The entire thing was written by humans, over the course of centuries, and eventually assembled together by a committee of humans who decided which books to include and which ones to exclude. It is all alleged to be inspired by God.

I distinctly remember being promised the world would end on December 21 2012

I watch a YouTube show called What The Fuck Is Wrong With You on a channel called Radio Dead Air. In it, the hosts read news story of really stupid things that happened that week and make fun of them. One of the ones that stand out to me is someone painted a dog purple. They also get a lot of naked rampages, chuck-e-cheese brawls, that sort of thing. I’ve often pondered how 21st century America would look to some civilization whose only source is this show

I used to wonder what would happen if I underpaid my tuition by one cent

The Untied States is a big country. I would imagine it varies between different regions. I live in Canada, in my local area moviegoers are usually pretty quiet and respectful. But we get a PSA at the start of the movies warning people to be quiet and stay off their phones, so it seems the theater chain has had issues. And then there was the Minecraft movie, which I personally didn’t see, where people acted like idiots at the theatres because of a stupid meme. My cousin who worked at the theatre at the time said they had a lot of issues with that one. Apparently there was a fire at a theatre somewhere in the Untied States when people brought fireworks to the movie

I don’t drink much but I do smoke weed a lot, and its effects are similar. I’m actually high right now. I think regularly drinking or using weed is fine as long as you’re responsible and don’t do it in a way that interferes with other responsibilities. Do it after you’ve done all your tasks that you need to be sober for. Also, try not to be dependent on it. Learn other ways to cope with daily struggles.

I guess it’s what they sign up for

Whitehouse can fuck off

Also, you seem to think it’s a matter of fact that The Phantom Menace is irrelevant to the story. If you care so much about Anakin being the center of the story, how can you not think his childhood is relevant? It’s part of the story of why he turned to the dark side, because of how he was separated from his mother without being ready and how the jedi didn’t want him at first. You really telling me the story would be the same if it started with Attack of the Clones?

Anyway, my only point was that if you watch the first and last part of the saga without the 7 films in between, you would be a bit confused as to what happened in between. If you watch all 9 of them, they are all connected and all relevant to the story, you just wouldn’t know it from the first and last alone

Isn’t that kind of a matter of opinion? The sequel trilogy is a continuation of the story, that’s why they have official numbers. The emperor returns as the main villain in Rise of Skywalker. By your reasoning we can say Star Wars is the story of destroying the death star and Empire Strikes Back is a whole new story with the same characters. You can make that case regarding any sequel. Officially, the sequel trilogy is part of the same story, it’s officially called the Skywalker Saga. Have you even watched the sequel trilogy? Cause it’s clearly a continuation of the same story. That’s generally what a sequel is.

I’m not sure which movie you think I’m talking about. Rise of Skywalker is part 9 of the saga, the conclusion of the sequel trilogy. The sequel trilogy is connected to the rest of the saga, it features Luke, Han, and Leia as old people. I’m not sure what you’re referring to saying the story ends with Anakin’s death. That happens in Return of the Jedi. Are you saying the story of Star Wars ends there and the sequel trilogy is a completely new story? Cause it isn’t, it’s a continuation of the story

Technically, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and some of the other jedi have voice cameos in Rise of Skywalker. Personally, I wish Anakin’s ghost had more of a role in the sequel trilogy