• Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    If you fucked some bitch with a big ole ass and some fatnatties, I would be so mad and we would be done.

    If I found out you were watching some dumb AF tv corpo brainrot with a bitch you fucked?! I’d learn ancient Sumerian, summon every deep dark toothy grinning thing I could, rip your existence from the fabric of creation, and pin the tattered eyes I pulled from your eternally tortured flesh, to a signpost just outside reality, to forever watch and weep at your transgressions against humanity.

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        11 days ago

        Also very true.

        I think the root of the anger would be at the realization that I married someone with such a floppy sponge spine that they were snuggling up to their side and watching dumb shit, or someone for whom desperate housewives bonding was necessary, and they hid one or the other from me to bind me in matrimony.

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        11 days ago

        This is a good point. As a life goal I am trying to see the destitute lives people like this lead, as punishment in itself. Thank you for your help in this.

        I take it all back. I would tell the woman everything I could think of to help her to keep him forever. Then I would make a public announcement about how I found out but there were no hard feelings, wish them well, and pay for a honeymoon-style month-long trip for them. All without letting him know ahead of time.

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          11 days ago

          Awesome positivity there, fam. Just make sure your lawyer follows up with em and gets all you can thru the prenup.