Yes it is their fault! The solution is incredibly simple and taught right at the beginning of driver’s ed: it’s called SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
The result is that you’re forced to outrun your headlights on most highways
Absolutely fucking not. Nobody is “forcing” you to do 55 fucking miles per hour in the middle of the goddamn night just because that’s what the speed limit sign says when your headlights only have enough throw for you to safely do 40 (or whatever). You do the fucking 40!
IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, COMPREHEND, AND FOLLOW THIS RULE, YOU ARE A NEGLIGENT DRIVER. END FUCKING OF!
And while I’m at it, I’m gonna go ahead and reiterate: it’s not about other vehicles, and what lights they may or may not have has absolutely fuck-all to do with it! Maybe there’s a disabled car with a dead battery (lights not working) in the middle of the road. Maybe there’s an animal – or a human! – lying in the lane. Maybe there’s a big-ass fucking boulder in the way, either because of a landslide or because it fell off a landscaping truck. Maybe there’s a flood or a sinkhole and the road itself is gone!
If there are other cars going in the same direction on a 55 mph highway, the other lights do “combine” and allow you to see much farther then your own lights alone.
Yes it is their fault! The solution is incredibly simple and taught right at the beginning of driver’s ed: it’s called SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Absolutely fucking not. Nobody is “forcing” you to do 55 fucking miles per hour in the middle of the goddamn night just because that’s what the speed limit sign says when your headlights only have enough throw for you to safely do 40 (or whatever). You do the fucking 40!
IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, COMPREHEND, AND FOLLOW THIS RULE, YOU ARE A NEGLIGENT DRIVER. END FUCKING OF!
And while I’m at it, I’m gonna go ahead and reiterate: it’s not about other vehicles, and what lights they may or may not have has absolutely fuck-all to do with it! Maybe there’s a disabled car with a dead battery (lights not working) in the middle of the road. Maybe there’s an animal – or a human! – lying in the lane. Maybe there’s a big-ass fucking boulder in the way, either because of a landslide or because it fell off a landscaping truck. Maybe there’s a flood or a sinkhole and the road itself is gone!
Overdriving your headlights – under ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOVER — is as absolutely catastrophically irresponsible as high-off-his-gourd Tony Shaloub in Galaxy Quest: “It’s pitch black out there! Is there road?! You don’t know!”
If there are other cars going in the same direction on a 55 mph highway, the other lights do “combine” and allow you to see much farther then your own lights alone.