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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前

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    But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.

    • NegativeNull@lemmy.world
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      Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)

      https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56

      • evatronic@lemm.ee
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        My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

        I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”

      • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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        Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!

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      Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.

    • mousetail@programming.dev
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      PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)

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