StressMaxxing2026@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI am new here. Scared and Confusedmessage-squaremessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI am new here. Scared and ConfusedStressMaxxing2026@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square108linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresnoons@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWelcome! You mother is a hamster. Have a nice day!
minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYeah well your father smells of elderberries!
minus-squaresnoons@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoBecause your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s a Monty Python reference, but I also don’t know why. So, do you have a favourite Linux distro or are you more of a BSD person?
minus-squareStressMaxxing2026@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI am a Windows 7 kinda guy
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAh :) The release of Windows 7 is actually what made me go full Linux back in the day.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOh, if you stay long enough we are going to change that, don’t you worry. Ask me how i know.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHave no windows machines left to convert lol
minus-squareDeckname@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIts a quote from this dude https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s
minus-squareLudicrous0251@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoMore importantly, why does your father smell of elderberries?
Welcome!
You mother is a hamster.
Have a nice day!
Yeah well your father smells of elderberries!
*farts in your general direction
Why is my mom a hamster?
Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(
Ubuntu
This also deserves a taunting.
It’s a Monty Python reference, but I also don’t know why. So, do you have a favourite Linux distro or are you more of a BSD person?
I am a Windows 7 kinda guy
Ah :) The release of Windows 7 is actually what made me go full Linux back in the day.
Lmao really?
Oh, if you stay long enough we are going to change that, don’t you worry. Ask me how i know.
How do you know
Have no windows machines left to convert lol
Its a quote from this dude
https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s
Ohh I see
More importantly, why does your father smell of elderberries?
He doesnt thoo