• mote@lemmy.ca
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      4 days ago

      Look, I touched the bride’s butt once at the reception. Never living that down am I?

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      First off, he’s an excellent couple’s counselor and, sure, all his friends went to him, but their divorces are not his fault!

    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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      Feel slightly attacked here… I was maid of honor ONCE and that marriage lasted less than a year.

      My spouse on the other hand: twice. Both marriages have lasted (so far) between 5-10 years, seem to be in best health and another friend asked him to be best man for his anniversary marriage (this time for the church).

      I often joke that people should choose more carefully.