This dumb motherfucker thinks he can somehow do a protection racket on the entire rest of the world. Fucking moron.
Iran already closed the strait when the ceasefire was broken.
Don’t worry everyone, it’s Tuesday tomorrow
In today’s episode of “Cool Story, Bro”:
stay in school, kids or else you might be president some day
Whoa, keep it down. You can’t be threatening kids like that!
stay in school, kids or else you might be president some day
Also, don’t do drugs.
*Do better drugs.
*Don’t do drugs that are harder than you
known as THE GUARDIAN
known as the STRAIT ROBBERS.
Pirates of the Hormuz
Anyone, regardless of party or other policy positions, who commits to sending this asshat to The Hague in January 2029 will get my vote.
Absolute insanity.
This is extortion, therefore an act of war against all nations dependent on shipments from and to Hormuz.
What do you think the lloyds of london were doing for decades?
History ‘s clown.
You’ll likely be declared as
drug traffickersblockade runners and bombed.Dementia is a terrible affliction.
cocaine is a hell of a drug. his brain was already mush, the cocaine finally liquefied it.
Okay so now every ship will be taxed first by Iran and then by the US’ians. All to lower oil prices.
Stable genius indeed.
Can’t wait to have us marine open fire at sea on civilian vessels
They’ve been doing that in the Caribbean for well over a year.
They have been doing that at the Arabian Sea for months too. They already bragged about killing some Indian civilians on twitter…
What about fines for creating and then mismanaging the problem. And then creating the problem again, and mismanaging it again. And again, the art of the deal or how I don’t pay any attention to reality or what I did yesterday.
When Iran started extorting ships for passage through the strait, his first thought was to do the same thing.
We are charging 1/5th the cost of everything through the straight, eh? That just seems like yet another illegal tariff just to appease the mal formed ego of our worst president.









