I hated it but it tasted good
Yo that’s the “This was supposed to be cut the other way and I’m not remaking it” special!
Also “they don’t pay me enough to give a shit about how it’s cut”.
Quad City style pizza is cut into thin strips. It is the most infuriating way to cut a pizza. You lift a slice and it completely collapses under its own weight.
I once made my own pizza and ate the whole thing without cutting it. I ate it like a watermelon, coring out the crust.
Is that also how you eat a regular slice? Roll it up like a croissant?
I do the New York fold, but that sounds like it would be more efficient.
Early bird gets the triangle.
Take an advantage of the confusion - take the largest.
Dibs on the piece on the left.
There is no wrong way to cut a pizza. I’m willing to die on this hill
The “end my suffering” special.
lorge piece